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Ben Carson Asleep Whole Time While Announcing Suspension of Campaign

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Orlando, FL (WRT) – After weeks of declining polls and pushing through unsuccessful primary results, Presidential Candidate Ben Carson has…

Clinton Wins Nomination After South Carolina Apparently Representative Of Whole Nation

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Fucking Bullshit: Movie Theater Charged Me $8.75 For a Ticket

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Jimmy Carter Shares the Secret to his Longevity: “I Watch the Same Episode of the X Files Every Single Night Before I Go To Sleep”

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Neighbor Takes Your Unofficial Parking Space Again, What a Dick

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Other Headlines

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US Senate Floor Completely Wrecked After Midnight Paintball Fight

February 10, 2016 0

Washington, DC (WRT) – US Capitol staff were in for a surprise Wednesday morning when they noticed the doors to…

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One Quick Trick To Make Whole Airplane Smell Like Puke

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New York, NY (WRT) You know what they say about planes- They can be claustrophobic, loud, uncomfortable, and even sticky.…

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Jimmy Carter Shares the Secret to his Longevity: “I Watch the Same Episode of the X Files Every Single Night Before I Go To Sleep”

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Plains, GA (WRT) – 91-year-old President Jimmy Carter recently overcame a battle with cancer. The press had several questions to…

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Business

Totally Embarrassing: Elon Musk Accidentally Launches Nude Photo Into Space

February 19, 2016 1

Space, Space – (WRT) Eccentric billionaire scientist and businessman Elon Musk held his head in shame in this morning. Musk’s…

  • Could This be the New Samsung Galaxy?

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Science

This Solar Powered Street Light Can Also Be In Your Way

March 31, 2016 0

Phoenix, AZ (WRT) – After city officials met to determine energy efficient options, solar powered street lamps were determined to be…

  • Donald Trump Stuck in Endless Cycle of Being Assassinated and Resuscitated By Time Traveler

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  • Study: Researchers Find “Strong Evidence” Non-Organic Bananas At Store Are Bananas

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  • NASA Discovers Planet 9, Actually Just Neptune’s Dead Beat Dad

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Local

Bobby Pin Still On Floor Where You Dropped It Seven Months Ago

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Neighbor Takes Your Unofficial Parking Space Again, What a Dick

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The Game Has Changed: This Father Discovered a Way to Cheat at Monopoly

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Lake Still Polluted Despite Increased Public Awareness of Pollution

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