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Entertainment

I Am Going to Hold My Breath Until Frasier Also Gets a Netflix Reboot and They Call it Frasierer

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Seattle, WA (WRT) – Fuller House premiered this week on Netflix, and fans of the beloved sitcom gathered around their…

Marshawn Lynch Signs Two Million Skittle Contract

March 25, 2016 0

O’Malley Goes to Denny’s After Dropping Out of Presidential Race, “I’ve never needed a Grand Slam so badly in my life”

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Donald Trump Defends Non-Violent Record Covered In Protester’s Blood

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Poll: If the Beatles Released a New Song Right Now, Would You Be Impressed Yet? You Broken, Jaded, Locust of Pop Culture

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Other Headlines

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Fucking Bullshit: Movie Theater Charged Me $8.75 For a Ticket

February 5, 2016 0

Savannah, GA (WRT) – After arriving at what one would assume would be a economy-grade movie theater, reports say many…

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BusinessTech

Totally Embarrassing: Elon Musk Accidentally Launches Nude Photo Into Space

February 19, 2016 1

Space, Space – (WRT) Eccentric billionaire scientist and businessman Elon Musk held his head in shame in this morning. Musk’s…

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Obama Now Ready To Take Your Guns Away

February 18, 2016 0

Washington, DC (WRT) – It was 3:28 PM on a Thursday afternoon when Obama was found sitting in complete darkness…

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Business

Totally Embarrassing: Elon Musk Accidentally Launches Nude Photo Into Space

February 19, 2016 1

Space, Space – (WRT) Eccentric billionaire scientist and businessman Elon Musk held his head in shame in this morning. Musk’s…

  • Could This be the New Samsung Galaxy?

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  • Bronco’s Change Name To “Broncoca Cola’s” after Coca Cola CEO Purchases Team In Drunk Half Time Rage

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Science

This Solar Powered Street Light Can Also Be In Your Way

March 31, 2016 0

Phoenix, AZ (WRT) – After city officials met to determine energy efficient options, solar powered street lamps were determined to be…

  • Donald Trump Stuck in Endless Cycle of Being Assassinated and Resuscitated By Time Traveler

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  • Study: Researchers Find “Strong Evidence” Non-Organic Bananas At Store Are Bananas

    March 16, 2016 0
  • NASA Discovers Planet 9, Actually Just Neptune’s Dead Beat Dad

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Local

Bobby Pin Still On Floor Where You Dropped It Seven Months Ago

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Neighbor Takes Your Unofficial Parking Space Again, What a Dick

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The Game Has Changed: This Father Discovered a Way to Cheat at Monopoly

February 19, 2016 0

Lake Still Polluted Despite Increased Public Awareness of Pollution

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