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UNBELIEVABLE – Is This the Most Important Music Festival on Earth?

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Does Adele Need To Die So That My Unborn Son May Live?

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Recent

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O’Malley Goes to Denny’s After Dropping Out of Presidential Race, “I’ve never needed a Grand Slam so badly in my life”

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Des Moines, Iowa (WRT) – After receiving a meager 0.5% of the democratic Iowa Caucus vote, O’Malley ended his bid…

Donald Trump’s Wall Just Got 10 Feet Dumber

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CNN Adds Unpledged Bullshit Category “To Better Show Delegate Lead”

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Bobby Pin Still On Floor Where You Dropped It Seven Months Ago

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Marshawn Lynch Signs Two Million Skittle Contract

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Other Headlines

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Ben Carson Asleep Whole Time While Announcing Suspension of Campaign

March 4, 2016 0

Orlando, FL (WRT) – After weeks of declining polls and pushing through unsuccessful primary results, Presidential Candidate Ben Carson has…

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Trump Says He Doesn’t Condone Violence After Inciting Violence For Months

March 11, 2016 0

Chicago, IL (WRT) – After thousands of protesters raided a Trump rally, the billionaire Presidential Candidate was forced to cancel…

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Jimmy Carter Shares the Secret to his Longevity: “I Watch the Same Episode of the X Files Every Single Night Before I Go To Sleep”

February 24, 2016 0

Plains, GA (WRT) – 91-year-old President Jimmy Carter recently overcame a battle with cancer. The press had several questions to…

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Business

Totally Embarrassing: Elon Musk Accidentally Launches Nude Photo Into Space

February 19, 2016 1

Space, Space – (WRT) Eccentric billionaire scientist and businessman Elon Musk held his head in shame in this morning. Musk’s…

  • Could This be the New Samsung Galaxy?

    February 15, 2016 0
  • Bronco’s Change Name To “Broncoca Cola’s” after Coca Cola CEO Purchases Team In Drunk Half Time Rage

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Science

This Solar Powered Street Light Can Also Be In Your Way

March 31, 2016 0

Phoenix, AZ (WRT) – After city officials met to determine energy efficient options, solar powered street lamps were determined to be…

  • Donald Trump Stuck in Endless Cycle of Being Assassinated and Resuscitated By Time Traveler

    March 30, 2016 0
  • Study: Researchers Find “Strong Evidence” Non-Organic Bananas At Store Are Bananas

    March 16, 2016 0
  • NASA Discovers Planet 9, Actually Just Neptune’s Dead Beat Dad

    February 17, 2016 0

Local

Bobby Pin Still On Floor Where You Dropped It Seven Months Ago

March 17, 2016 0

Neighbor Takes Your Unofficial Parking Space Again, What a Dick

February 22, 2016 0

The Game Has Changed: This Father Discovered a Way to Cheat at Monopoly

February 19, 2016 0

Lake Still Polluted Despite Increased Public Awareness of Pollution

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