Space, Space – (WRT) Eccentric billionaire scientist and businessman Elon Musk held his head in shame in this morning. Musk’s “Life Raft” spacecraft is designed to explore nearby celestial bodies, moons, and planets for alternate fuel sources, and was successfully launched today, marking the dawning of a new era of energy; however, Musk was not so thrilled to discover that many of the important drivers and programs installed on the Life Raft scout were accidentally gutted and replaced with the same copy of a nude photo of himself over six hundred billion times.

“This is so embarrassing,” Musk commented, “All I wanted to do was help people, and now the whole planet, and maybe even aliens, are going to see my little dingaling. I really wish I’d never become an altruistic intrepid scientist right about now.”