New York, NY (WRT) – After strong debate about whether or not organic bananas were safe from GMO manipulation compared to regular non-organic bananas at supermarkets nationwide, one agriculture science team has tested each banana variant to better understand the difference that has so many consumers concerned.

“We ran lab tests on the organic bananas and the traditional, non-organic bananas. The results were something we should have expected.” team leader David Koffman said to reporters in front of a lab full of thousands of dollars worth of bananas. “Organic bananas and regular bananas are for sure, undoubtedly, bananas.”

“Essentially if you’re buying organic bananas, you’re paying a dollar extra for bananas, and I’m a f****** idiot for wasting lab time on this.”