Austin, TX (WRT) – After having heard a very reassuring Hillary Clinton radio advertisement outlining Clinton’s vision and realistic solutions for the nation on his way to work this morning, Sam Coleman has finally made his choice for President.
“Hillary Clinton is realistic, she’s someone who knows how to actually get things done compared to Bernie Sander’s wishful thinking, and what those moron Republicans think.” said Sam on his way to voting in the Texas Democratic Primary on Super Tuesday. “Sanders just doesn’t come off as credible, after all, he’s a socialist.”
“We need somebody who’s experienced in the White House, somebody who has actually been in the White House before. I also think it’s time for a woman to be President, don’t you think?”
At press time, Sam was sure to get his whole family on board with the idea of voting for Hillary Clinton in November.