Chicago, IL (WRT) – Local resident David Benson has just spent the last four minutes waiting in line at the local post office struggling to hold what appeared to be a large flat rate shipping box with a 70 pound weight inside of it.

David lugged the 70 pound box onto the counter once it was his turn, looking to the 71 year old post office worker with the expectation that she could properly do fucking anything to a box that heavy. “Sir…?” Esther, the senior volunteer for the afternoon said as the room went completely silent.

“Did I label it wrong?” David said as onlookers became filled with disbelief somebody could be this fucking terrible.

At press time, David could be seen wasting his own idiot life filing a complaint that his package couldn’t be shipped on time.