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Page You Forgot You Followed Suddenly Posts New Content After Two Years

James Masino — Fri, 23 Feb 2018 18:50:47 +0000

Your Laptop (WRT) – While scrolling your timeline, something familiar appears.

“I remember this” you think to yourself. “I wonder where this has been for two years”

This thought is not followed up on.

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“I Did Not Have Relations With That Election” Bill Clinton Says Making Fun of Self

James Masino — Thu, 03 Mar 2016 07:08:26 +0000

West Roxbury, MA (WRT) – After going into a polling location, talking with poll workers, and holding an event outside another polling location last Tuesday that may have blocked voters from casting their votes for up to two hours, Bill Clinton explained that he had a great time.

“I always try to be an advocate for Hillary where it counts the most, but this Super Tuesday was different, I genuinely had a good time talking with those concerned with making democracy better through their right to vote. This allowed me time to exercise my right to mingle without talking about my wife” the former President said despite probably being an expert in that specific subject.

“We’d have a real electioneering problem if I would have broke out my saxophone. Hillary would have lost Massachusetts to me” President Clinton joked to a silent news room.

Unaware that more than 68,000 people had signed a petition online calling for action to be taken against the former President for violating Massachusetts state election law, President Clinton said “Let’s be realistic, what are they gonna do, throw me in jail for talking to some people?” It was clear to reporters at the scene President Clinton was deliberately being a dick about what he was up to on Super Tuesday.

At press time, another petition with 300 million signatures declared this event an indisputable example of a dick move.

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Lake Still Polluted Despite Increased Public Awareness of Pollution

James Masino — Wed, 17 Feb 2016 11:00:13 +0000

Madison, WI (WRT) – After decades of educating the general public about pollution and instituting programs that upheld environmental protections, residents still can’t get over how incredibly polluted the lakes still are.

“I would say that I support cleaning up the lake. If they draft legislation that resulted in a city ordinance on cleaning up the environment, I’d support it.” a University of Wisconsin student said while song writing in a park. “It’s about time they put the environment first.”

“I mean, the lake is pretty bad, and that’s what happens when people pollute” another local told WRT on his way to work. “People aren’t paying attention, you know? I suppose they forget about important things they just sorta take for granted. But I hope they realize the necessity at some point.”

At press time, we could not get in contact with “they” to follow up on whether or not they had plans to clean up the lake.

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