“We ran lab tests on the organic bananas and the traditional, non-organic bananas. The results were something we should have expected.” team leader David Koffman said to reporters in front of a lab full of thousands of dollars worth of bananas. “Organic bananas and regular bananas are for sure, undoubtedly, bananas.”

“Essentially if you’re buying organic bananas, you’re paying a dollar extra for bananas, and I’m a f****** idiot for wasting lab time on this.”

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