Another one of your neighbors who has a slightly nicer car than you do, has decided to start parking in your undeclared parking spot despite the known knowledge among neighbors that you are the one most likely park in that space.

To top off such an atrocity, there was also no logic present on the scene. Your preferred parking space is closer to your apartment than this particular neighbor’s apartment. Why the hell would he park farther from his apartment? Is he trying to burn 10 extra calories per day? Is he going home to your apartment?

At press time, your neighbor has not driven his car in at least two days, and there is no indication he plans to move his car any time soon.

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David lugged the 70 pound box onto the counter once it was his turn, looking to the 71 year old post office worker with the expectation that she could properly do fucking anything to a box that heavy. “Sir…?” Esther, the senior volunteer for the afternoon said as the room went completely silent.

“Did I label it wrong?” David said as onlookers became filled with disbelief somebody could be this fucking terrible.

At press time, David could be seen wasting his own idiot life filing a complaint that his package couldn’t be shipped on time.

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