“The Daily Kos reported that Elizabeth Warren had finally endorsed Bernie Sanders, and then it said April Fools at the bottom. I am never reading ever again” one man reported.

“What if I actually wanted a gaming toaster?” Another said in response to Razer’s Project Breadwinner.

“If Google doesn’t add back that Minion Mic Drop feature I am going to scream until my throat starts bleeding.”

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“Oh no… ooohhh noooo, what have I done” Christie thought to himself.

“This is bad, oh this is bad, this is real bad”

“I just told the world that this guy is the future of the Republican party and that he will bring the Republican party together, oh god what did I just do ohhhhhhhhhhhh”

“I’m going to be responsible for the nuclear skirmish this guy has with the middle east, I know I am, this is worse than a moment of weakness on my part, what is New Jersey going to think, this is the worst, ohhhhhh goooooodddd”

At press time, Governor Chris Christie was seen trembling back stage as he dealt with the first real brain functions his body and mind had ever endured in his entire life.

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