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		<title>Bobby Pin Still On Floor Where You Dropped It Seven Months Ago</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Bathroom, Your House (WRT) &#8211; After dropping one of many bobby pins on the floor seven months ago, one has…</p>
<p>The post <a href="http://worldreporttoday.com/local/bobby-pin-still-on-floor-where-you-dropped-it-seven-months-ago/">Bobby Pin Still On Floor Where You Dropped It Seven Months Ago</a> first appeared on <a href="http://worldreporttoday.com">World Report Today</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bathroom, Your House (WRT) &#8211; After dropping one of many bobby pins on the floor seven months ago, one has persisted despite repeated attempts to find the strength to finally pick this certain bobby pin up.</p>
<p>Sources indicate that it is still not clear whether or not picking this up would be sanitary, leading some to believe that picking up the pin another time would lead to better resolution.</p>
<p>One report indicates there are other bobby pins to use and much dirtier parts of the home that require attention.</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p><p>The post <a href="http://worldreporttoday.com/local/bobby-pin-still-on-floor-where-you-dropped-it-seven-months-ago/">Bobby Pin Still On Floor Where You Dropped It Seven Months Ago</a> first appeared on <a href="http://worldreporttoday.com">World Report Today</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Neighbor Takes Your Unofficial Parking Space Again, What a Dick</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2016 21:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Middleton, WI (WRT) &#8211; After coming home from a long hard day at work, it has become apparent that you…</p>
<p>The post <a href="http://worldreporttoday.com/local/neighbor-takes-your-unofficial-parking-space-again-what-a-dick/">Neighbor Takes Your Unofficial Parking Space Again, What a Dick</a> first appeared on <a href="http://worldreporttoday.com">World Report Today</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Middleton, WI (WRT) &#8211; After coming home from a long hard day at work, it has become apparent that you will not be able to park in your preferred unofficial parking space again.</p>
<p>Another one of your neighbors who has a slightly nicer car than you do, has decided to start parking in your undeclared parking spot despite the known knowledge among neighbors that you are the one most likely park in that space.</p>
<p>To top off such an atrocity, there was also no logic present on the scene. Your preferred parking space is closer to your apartment than this particular neighbor&#8217;s apartment. Why the hell would he park <em>farther</em> from his apartment? Is he trying to burn 10 extra calories per day? Is he going home to <em>your</em> apartment?</p>
<p>At press time, your neighbor has not driven his car in at least two days, and there is no indication he plans to move his car any time soon.</p><p>The post <a href="http://worldreporttoday.com/local/neighbor-takes-your-unofficial-parking-space-again-what-a-dick/">Neighbor Takes Your Unofficial Parking Space Again, What a Dick</a> first appeared on <a href="http://worldreporttoday.com">World Report Today</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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