“I remember this” you think to yourself. “I wonder where this has been for two years”

This thought is not followed up on.

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Waunona, MN (WRT) – I found this pair of boots in a restaurant in the bathroom. These boots are very stylish and I imagine whoever wears these boots will get a lot of women or men. Somebody should hurry up and claim these boots before I take them and use them to get a brand new job as the CEO of Looking Good!

1. These Cool Ass Boots are Dope AF

Look, let’s just stick to the facts. These cool ass boots offer a lot of flare in both the dope department, and the groovy department. I’d wager these cool ass boots could even be considered fly. If I had to think of a few more adjectives for these cool ass boots, I would, because I like these cool ass boots a lot and so should you.

2. These Cool Ass Boots Will Keep Your Feet Dry, Definitely

There is no doubt in my mind that your feet will be dry in these cool ass boots. Whoever used to own these cool ass boots definitely knew a thing or two about dry feet. They probably had a whole book about dry feet and how dry feet are better than wet feet. You can’t do anything in wet feet. Have you tried going to the circus in wet feet? You can’t even enjoy the elephants because your feet are all wet.

3. Nobody is Going to Hurt You if You Wear These Cool Ass Boots

Nuh uh, no sir, no way. If I put these cool ass boots on I doubt I could even get a vicious, rabid junkyard dog to nibble on my toes. Even an angry man who is about to hit you will take one look at your cool ass boots and recognize you as a person with serious style.

4. If Nobody Claims These Cool Ass Boots I Am Going to Take the Cool Ass Boots and They Will be Mine

I am going to say it for the last time: I will wait only five more minutes for somebody to claim these cool ass boots from the bathroom at the Arby’s and then I am going to take them with me. If you are walking around right now and suddenly notice that you are missing a pair of cool ass boots, you need to get your naked feet into this Arby’s and claim your footwear.

5. That’s It! I Am Snatching These Cool Ass Boots Up

You had your chance, the cool ass boots are mine.

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Shoes that are good for walking around in. 

Taylor Swift is a good singer and songwriter. 

This dog likes to catch the ball.

Pledge your soul to Baphomet, God of Ancient Darkness.

These are some bananas but kind of up close.

Baphomet, again.

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